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Ryan Ralph: The Trump Golf Course Shooter
from Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410 · #410
6 min
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Tim details the Ryan Ralph assassination attempt on Trump at his Palm Beach golf course, the man's Ukraine war motivations, and the bizarre South Park quote his son gave to the Daily Mail after learning about the attempt.
- Ryan Ralph arrested in Palm Beach after sticking an assault rifle through the fence while Trump was golfing, inspired by the Ukraine war.
- Tim notes Ralph's rifle barrel emerging from bushes like a scene from Caddyshack, describing it as a weird and strange thing.
- Ralph's son Orin gave quotes to the Daily Mail describing his father as a loving, caring, hardworking man with only traffic tickets.
- Orin claims he didn't know his father was in Florida and says they had a falling out and grown apart.
- The son then starts quoting South Park after learning his father tried to assassinate the president, saying every four years we vote for a douchebag or a turd sandwich.
- Tim: imagine being told your father just tried to assassinate the president and then complaining that voters are exhausted and embarrassed by candidates.
- Orin's full rant includes the line 'if my father wants to be a martyr to how broken and disassociated the process has become, that's his choice.'
- The son is typing this manifesto to the Daily Mail while his father is trying to assassinate the president—essentially doing a podcast rant instead of dealing with the actual situation.
Ryan RalphDonald TrumpOrin RalphSouth ParkDaily MailUkraine