rant · moment 15 of 16
The Costco Cookie Family and 'We Bring the Boom'
from Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410 · #410
12 min
Tim discusses a viral family of Costco influencers, particularly 'the Rizzler,' their bizarre 'we bring the boom' dance routine, and muses that society's fascination with them signals a subconscious longing for civilizational collapse.
- Tim introduces the Costco family influencers who have taken the internet by storm.
- The father claims he's been following Gary Vee for ten years and credits him for the family's success.
- Tim argues Gary Vee would never have cosigned the "double chocolate cookie" content the family makes.
- The family performs their "we bring the boom" catchphrase and dance with Costco products.
- Tim wonders if people find the Costco family entertaining because they subconsciously want civilization to collapse.
- The popularity of the Costco family proves Americans are openly longing for nuclear holocaust or natural disaster.
- Tim predicts the Rizzler will eventually end up in jail after a domestic incident at the Cheesecake Factory.
- Tim examines the father's expression and claims he's going to kill his entire family Chris Watts style.
- Three Americans were sentenced to death for attempting to overthrow the Congo government.
- Tim speculates the Congo coup attempt was actually a failed cryptocurrency scheme gone wrong.
- The State Department might negotiate the release of the three Americans sentenced to death.
- Tim imagines showing the Costco family videos to people in the Congo and their bewilderment at American culture.
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