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They're Going to Kill Diddy (and Exploding Pagers)
from Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410 · #410
3 min
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Tim predicts Diddy will be silenced before he can name names, comparing it to an 'exploding dildo' scenario, then transitions into the real story of Israel allegedly hacking and exploding Hezbollah pagers, calling the whole geopolitical moment slapstick like the Marx Brothers.
- Tim predicts Diddy will be killed in prison to prevent him from testifying about high-profile attendees at his parties.
- His actual forecast: Diddy will become depressed and take his own life rather than face cooperation with authorities.
- Alternative theory—Diddy's cell phone could explode, citing the absurdity of modern assassination methods.
- The current geopolitical moment has devolved into Marx Brothers-level slapstick, with exploding devices as the assassination tool of choice.
- Israel has allegedly hacked or planted bombs in pagers and cell phones across Lebanon, detonating them to target Hezbollah.
- America's official posture on the exploding pagers: we're still collecting information on how that works.