rant · moment 15 of 18
The Hot Houthi Pirate Thirst Trap
from Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378 · #378
5 min
Tim reacts to a viral video of an attractive Houthi fighter dubbed a "hot pirate," joking that modern terrorism has become a thirst trap rather than something frightening, lamenting the loss of old-school terrifying terrorism.
- Tim opens on a Houthi fighter going viral on TikTok for being attractive, banned after the video spread.
- People will masturbate to him regardless of his "death to America" messaging—his attractiveness overrides the ideology.
- Turning Yemeni fighters into gay sex symbols is an effective counterinsurgency strategy, making them too embarrassed to fight.
- Is this what terrorism is now—just being hot on a boat instead of actually killing people?
- This video makes Tim want to masturbate rather than feel terrified, the opposite of how terrorism used to work.
- Tim laments that nothing is like it used to be; terrorism has lost its values and standards.
- Terrorists used to commit to cutting people's heads off and lighting them on fire, not doing thirst traps on TikTok.
- America respected its created and funded terrorists when they kept doing increasingly crazy things; now they're just hot.
- Maybe the new terrorist plan is just to be hot and sexy because they've gotten as lazy as America.
- The system: America gives enemies money and weapons, they do heinous stuff, America kills them, then the cycle repeats.
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