rant · moment 15 of 22
Hamas Needs a Ranch One Chicken and Cheese Sandwich
from Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432 · #432
2 min
Tim argues both Gaza and Israel need dumb Western consumerism like mall food to calm down, specifically fixating on nostalgia for the Ranch One chicken and cheese flat pickle sandwich.
- Tim argues Palestinians need access to American consumerism and hollow goods rather than being trapped in ideologies and violence.
- Hamas needs to experience movie theaters and realize how bad modern films are.
- Tim insists Palestinians specifically need to try a Popeyes Ranch One chicken sandwich with a flat pickle.
- Both Israel and Palestinians are religiously insane, though Tim admits liking the Hasidic fur hat.
- Confusion over whether the Ranch One comes with chicken and cheese or if they're separate menu items.
- Tim wonders if Popeyes is out of business while trying to pull up their menu to settle the sandwich question.