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Closing Riff: Hoping 2024 Is Boring, and the Future Four Seasons Gaza
from Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375 · #375
5 min
Tim closes the year by wishing for a boring 2024, joking about Trump and Biden both dying, Jeffrey Epstein returning, and Steve Wynn eventually building a luxury resort on the site of Gaza, ending on a dark bit about a hotel worker who lost family in the war.
- Tim hopes 2024 will be boring instead of volatile and crazy.
- What if Trump and Biden both die and we get DeSantis and someone else instead.
- Maybe there will be justice for the Gilbert Goons, or they didn't even do it.
- Tim's been asking his New York building to let him put a pool on the roof.
- Trump gets elected again and this time people are just okay with it, no protests or riots.
- Having a positive attitude every day means absolutely nothing and has no bearing on larger issues.
- Steve Wynn could make Gaza sparkle again and turn it into something nice.
- In 20 or 30 years there will be a Four Seasons Gaza where tourists feel weird about the setting.
- Room service at the Four Seasons Gaza will serve eggs benedict with lavash and hummus.
- A guest will ask the server if they're originally from there, then learn they lost their family in the war.
Steve WynnJeffrey EpsteinGazaJoe BidenDonald TrumpIsraelRon DeSantis