rant · moment 26 of 37
Zelensky the Fame Whore and the Path to World War Three
from Dahmer | The Tim Dillon Show #320 (ft. Yannis Pappas) · #320
4 min
Tim theorizes Zelensky secretly loves the global spotlight like a celebrity, then extends the doom scenario to China invading Taiwan and Putin's nuclear leverage possibly sparking WWIII.
- Zelensky as a fame whore obsessed with Hollywood celebrities and being in the limelight.
- China is definitely going into Taiwan and the question becomes what the U.S. has to do about it.
- Without NATO, Ukraine and Georgia would already be leveled.
- Putin's motivations don't matter—he has the nukes and can dictate terms with the threat of nuclear retaliation.
- An autocrat with nuclear capability was always going to inevitably hijack the world this way.
- The only thing that will stop World War Three is a celebrity compilation video of Hollywood actors telling Putin to stop.
- Tim imagines the video as a parade of working actors on set each saying "stop it, Mr. Putin"—Amy Schumer, Sean Penn, Jennifer Garner, Zendaya.
- Kenan Thompson, who's been doing it forever since Good Burger, doesn't worry about Ukraine—he's just driving around Beverly Hills happy.
Volodymyr ZelenskyyNATOTaiwanKenan ThompsonVladimir PutinSean PennAmy SchumerZendaya