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"It's Christmas in New York" Bit

1 min

Tim does a singsong bit riffing on Christmas in New York juxtaposed with CEOs getting shot, people ice skating, and casual violence.

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Tim describes a Christmas in New York where CEOs of health care companies are being killed by the fireplace.
Men in hoodies shoot their enemies while kids throw snowballs and people throw bullets in the holiday spirit.
Point blank range shootings in the dark coexist with ice skating in Central Park.
The refrain "have a coffee and kill" repeats as the seasonal message, with the observation that no one really cares.