rant · moment 16 of 22
"My Son's a Problem": Mocking the Vindictive Prosecution Narrative
from CEO Assassinations & Christmas In New York | The Tim Dillon Show #420 · #420
4 min
Tim mocks the framing that Hunter Biden was politically persecuted, imagining how a regular father would describe a son like Hunter at a block party, insisting this is straightforward criminality, not addiction requiring compassion.
- Tim breaks down Biden's blanket pardon for Hunter, mocking the scope by suggesting even if Hunter had disemboweled someone, he'd still be fine.
- The vindictive prosecution claim is insane—if anyone else behaved the way Hunter did, they'd be in jail right now.
- Tim uses the street-level test: if a random guy was describing his son's activities, he'd just say 'my son's a problem.'
- At a block party, a father wouldn't pivot to persecution claims after admitting his son went to Ukraine, got into crack, and caught gun charges.
- Biden's defense—'he's basically a good kid'—doesn't work when there are videos of Hunter smoking crack with guns to people's heads.
- The attempt to reframe Hunter as a sympathetic addict with a back problem misses the point entirely—this is about criminal behavior, not compassion for addiction.
- Hunter Biden is a criminal, and so is his father, but calling it vindictive persecution is wrong.
- Parents have disowned children for far less than what Hunter has done.