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Defending Biden's Pardon of Hunter

from CEO Assassinations & Christmas In New York | The Tim Dillon Show #420 · #420

6 min

Tim argues that pardoning Hunter Biden makes sense from a family-values perspective given Biden's dementia and career political debts, riffing on Hunter's crack use, hookers, and the Burisma dealings.

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  • Tim defends Biden's pardon of Hunter by noting Biden barely understands his own situation — it has to be explained to him that he has a son, that the son is a crackhead, and that he can actually pardon him.
  • Biden owes nobody anything as a career politician with Ukraine dealings; Trump was impeached trying to figure out what was going on over there.
  • If you're a family values guy, you have to respect a man for pardoning his crackhead son — that's his only living son after his other died of brain cancer.
  • Hunter probably did cocaine at the White House, but you can't judge a man by his worst moments, especially not while arguing with a Ukrainian woman on crack with a gun involved.
  • Hunter should be judged by his paintings and nice things he says, not by shady business dealings with Burisma or tooting cocaine in the White House because government is boring.
  • Trump's going to investigate lawsuits, indictments, Russia Gate, and perceived weaponization of the justice department; Biden had to get rid of his son's problems before that happens.
  • Biden is elderly and dead, barely knows where he is, hates the Democratic party, and is just trying to shield his only crackhead son from retribution.
  • Imagine bumping into Hunter Biden in Kiev when his father was vice president — a crackhead was out there offering people access, probably calling drug dealers threatening them with his father's position.
  • There's no way Hunter was conducting himself reasonably in Ukraine banging hookers on crack — he was definitely promising people access to his father and probably much more.
  • Hunter wouldn't have said "well, that wouldn't be appropriate" — he was out there making wild promises from a position of complete derangement.
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