rant · moment 12 of 22
Fat Children, Poisoned Food Supply, and RFK's War on Snacks
from CEO Assassinations & Christmas In New York | The Tim Dillon Show #420 · #420
7 min
Tim expands into a rant about how snack companies deliberately addict children, comparing it to tobacco companies, and argues food conglomerates need to be exposed and hauled before Congress like Big Tobacco.
- Smucker executives tell analysts that fat children will never stop eating their poisoned products, no matter what RFK does.
- Food conglomerates from the Cheesecake Factory to Twinkies are directly in RFK's scope, and they know it—they're panicking.
- Fat children addicted to sugar are the bread and butter of these companies; they need Augustus Gloop and Violet Beauregarde.
- Children today look like divorced dads; when Tim was eight, he didn't look like a bowling ball.
- Even RFK's biggest detractors agree the food supply is poisoned and children are being destroyed at a young age.
- Food companies should be quaking in their boots over Kennedy's more hostile stance toward the industry.
- Smucker believes Americans' craving for snacks will outweigh any changes Kennedy brings; they're not worried about competition.
- Food companies won't stop unless they're broken up or attacked the way tobacco companies were.
- Tim predicts CEOs are about to get quiet now—they'll pipe down and stop running their mouths after recent events.
- What these executives should say is they're excited to help America get healthier, but they can't because they're drug dealers.
J.M. Smucker Companyfood industryRFK JrCheesecake FactoryNestlePhilip MorrisTwinkiesMarion NestleGLP-1 medications