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Closing Bit: Always Drive Away Except for Jerry Seinfeld

from Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco | The Tim Dillon Show #395 · #395

1 min

Tim closes by reaffirming his philosophy of never intervening when someone is being attacked, joking the only exception would be if Jerry Seinfeld were the one hitting him.

In this bit2 moments
  • Tim's advice to anyone witnessing an attack: get in your car and drive away.
  • The only exception to driving away would be if Tim himself were getting hit by Jerry Seinfeld.
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Jerry Seinfeld

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