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Fantasizing About Jerry Seinfeld Beating Him Up at Gotham
from Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco | The Tim Dillon Show #395 · #395
2 min
Tim recounts being nervous at Gotham Comedy Club because Jerry Seinfeld was on stage before him, imagining Seinfeld smacking him for past criticism of his film, and fantasizing that he'd just apologize out of respect for success.
- Tim had a great night at Gotham Comedy Club and Jerry Seinfeld was on stage when he walked in.
- Tim was nervous Jerry might get off stage and beat him up over a film he discussed.
- If Jerry Seinfeld smacked him across the face, Tim wouldn't hit back because he respects success.
- Tim describes exactly what he would say if Jerry got off stage and spit on him: 'I did not mean it.'