rant · moment 20 of 20
A Disney Musical Fantasy for Israel and Gaza Peace
from Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427 · #427
4 min
Tim imagines an absurd healing concert featuring Jelly Roll emerging from a Hamas tunnel, Taylor Swift playing guitar amid ruins with dancing amputees, Billie Eilish singing in a mass grave, and Sabrina Carpenter in modest attire, as his fantasy solution to Middle East peace.
- Tim proposes a Disney musical about Israel and Palestine, with a concert to unite everyone.
- Taylor Swift performs mediocre pop in the ruins while Palestinian amputees dance along to 'Cruel Summer.'
- The musical crescendos with Jelly Roll exiting the Hamas tunnel as Taylor plays guitar and Billie Eilish mourns in a mass grave.
- Tim catalogs the surreal lineup: Jelly Roll from the tunnel, Taylor in ruins, Billie at a Palestinian grave, Sabrina Carpenter respectfully covered in Islamic dress.
- Tim's fantasy ends with CNN covering the ceasefire, then cutting to the Oppenheim brothers to discuss Gaza real estate development.
Taylor SwiftJelly RollBillie EilishBrett OppenheimCNNJason OppenheimOppenheim GroupSabrina Carpenter