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Manscape Ad: The Walgreens Wall Groomer Castration Story
from Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias | The Tim Dillon Show #342 · #342
2 min
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A Manscape sponsor read that drifts into a graphic story about a friend who cut off his testicle with a cheap groomer, became partially trans, and now has a happier marriage.
- Tim pitches Manscape grooming products with the core selling point: don't pay taxes with hairy nuts.
- Friend used a Walgreens wall groomer while drunk in the tub and cut off his penis.
- The friend bled out but was saved, then decided to transition and explore other options with his wife.
- Tim describes the friend's new arrangement: two nuts and a vagina, wife uses a strap-on regularly.
- The friend claims his life is much better now, despite the incident being statistically unlikely to happen to listeners.
- Tim promotes the offer: twenty percent off plus free shipping at Manscape with code Tim D.