Paula Deen's Slave Wedding Deposition and Future Prison-Themed Weddings

• 59:23Tim on cancel culture: the woke media won't let him get a bunch of little n-words tap dancing, citing authenticity for a Southern wedding.
• 1:00:15You should just ask one Black person casually if dressing servers as slaves and having them tap dance at a Southern wedding would offend them.
• 1:01:01Tim questions why anyone would get married on a plantation, comparing it to weddings at Indian burial grounds or Auschwitz.
• 1:01:40Future prison-themed weddings will happen: white pictures sitting in the electric chair with champagne once capital punishment becomes a tourist attraction.
• 1:02:13Rikers Island is a nightmare where people get detained for parking tickets without access to plumbing.
• 1:02:34The criminal justice system incarcerates people for minor offenses like smoking joints or jumping subway turnstiles for years.
• 1:02:59Cops don't do anything; they play Candy Crush and occasionally ruin a teenager's record when one comes along.
• 1:03:18Minor offenses like hopping turnstiles should be quick misdemeanors, but throwing someone in front of a train deserves serious punishment.

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