rant · moment 12 of 18
Getting Adopted by a Billionaire and Economic Collapse Headlines
from "Bros" | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone) · #318
3 min
Tim jokes about wanting to be adopted by a billionaire he met on a boat, then reads headlines debating whether the economy faces a brief recession or complete collapse, noting he's used to being broke.
- Tim says he'd be the perfect dad for a troubled kid, like one smoking pot in third grade.
- Tim hung out with a billionaire on his boat and offered to be adopted, but the billionaire ignored him because that's how he made his money.
- The billionaire is now slowing down and realizing he's neglected relationships while chasing wealth.
- Discussion turns to economic anxiety: everyone online predicts an imminent collapse or freefall the market has never seen.
- Tim says financial predictions mean nothing to him because he was born broke and knows how to live that way.
- Now that he has a kid, daycare costs have made money matter in a way it didn't before.
- Tim reads the headline and points out it's basically offering two catastrophic outcomes with no middle ground.