rant · moment 11 of 18
Parenting Tools, Google, and Adopting an Older Kid
from "Bros" | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone) · #318
2 min
Tim jokes about using Google instead of instinct as a new parent (almost giving his baby honey), then riffs with Greg about adopting an older troubled kid instead of an infant.
- Tim recalls being afraid of his friend's mother's green Taurus when high as a kid, relieved when it turned out to be the Chinese food delivery guy's instead.
- Parenting tools have never been articulated to Tim—what would parents use instead of hitting kids?
- Tim nearly gave his one-year-old honey until his wife warned him to Google it and discovered it causes botulism.
- Tim considers adopting an older kid down the line but knows a straight couple who keep losing biological parents at the end of the adoption process.
- The adoption situation is heartbreaking—the same people he and his guest were just discussing.