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Bros Failure Isn't Homophobia, and Loving His Baby Like a Drug

from "Bros" | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone) · #318

2 min

Tim argues the real reason Bros flopped is that it wasn't funny, not homophobia, then pivots to describing his intense, almost obsessive love for his infant son as an evolutionary drug-like compulsion.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim argues Bros didn't fail because of homophobia; people knew there was too much explicit content in the movie.
  • Comparing the movie's appeal to Two Girls One Cup—a novelty people watch out of curiosity rather than genuine interest.
  • Tim claims loving your child isn't real love but rather an evolutionary drug that keeps humans alive.
  • He describes his parental behavior: staring at his sleeping child, being amazed he exists, kissing him on the lips.
  • Tim jokes his parents probably didn't anticipate their baby would become a podcaster who talks shit about them for years.
  • Having a child made him reflect on his own childhood—how his stepdad beat him and he accepted it as normal.
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