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Pam Bondi, Bal, and the God of the Dow
from Bondi, Baal, and the Dow | The Tim Dillon Show #483 · #483
3 min
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Playing off a real Bondi congressional clip about the Dow being up, Tim builds an extended bit that she's actually telling Congress to thank the demon Bal and Moloch for the stock market instead of worrying about trafficked children.
- Tim argues that people under government pressure can't keep their cool because the leaked documents could unravel governments.
- Pam Bondi claims the stock market is booming—Dow over 50,000, S&P near 7,000, NASDAQ smashing records, and Americans' 401ks are thriving.
- Tim's rant: who cares if government kidnapped children to an island—the Dow is up, so the atrocities don't matter.
- Tim escalates the sarcasm to sacrifices to deities, blood cults, and worship practices—all supposedly justified because the market is strong.
- Tim suggests Americans should thank Bal, the demon deity, instead of Biden for the stock market's performance and the S&P gains.