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Marjorie Taylor Greene's Pin Store and the Politicization of Death
from Biden's SOTU & The Lazarus Drug | The Tim Dillon Show #383 · #383
5 min
Tim imagines a store where you can turn any politically-charged death into a pin, keychain, or snow globe, joking about Democrats and Republicans each having their own catalog of tragedy souvenirs, and offering himself as a future keychain.
- People smugglers charge $8,000 to cross the border because migrants know they'll get eight years before a hearing, making it worth the risk.
- Tim suggests giving candidates pins as visual aids during debates—China becomes a pin, Taiwan becomes a pin, everything becomes a pin.
- A big map of the Border as a prop bag of gadgets keeps the candidate on track and buys him time while the drugs are working.
- Marjorie Taylor Greene is covered in pins featuring faces of people killed by illegal aliens.
- Tim describes the concept as a fun carnival attraction where you can turn dead people into pins and merchandise them.
- Any death you want to politicize should have a place in this store—snow globes, lava lamps, pins, targets for people's faces.
- Tim jokes that if an illegal immigrant kills him, he should be made into a keychain to hand out at Turning Point USA conventions.