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Puerto Rico Sucks: The Fake Frog Tour
from Bastard Radio | The Tim Dillon Show #372 · #372
1 min
The group debates whether Puerto Rico is a good destination, mocking its lack of wildlife and telling a story about a jungle tour that promises a rare tree frog (coqui) that never actually appears.
- Tim says Puerto Rico sucks, contradicting Nick's defense of it as a perfect weekend destination.
- Three blocks of Old San Juan downtown is basically all there is to do, plus fighting.
- Puerto Rico claims to be a natural island with no big animals or flora, but Tim questions whether that's how islands actually work.
- The whole thing comes down to shitty animals, particularly a tree frog they build up on all the branding and tour guides.
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