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Bitcoin Pedophiles Can't Use Tor Browser

from Bastard Radio | The Tim Dillon Show #372 · #372

5 min

An extended bit imagining wealthy pedophiles who bought Bitcoin but can't figure out how to use the Tor browser or dark web, calling tech support for help, leading into a tangent comparing Indian versus Filipino customer service quality.

In this bit9 moments
  • Open Secret documentary about Hollywood pedophilia was ignored by everyone in the industry despite being damning.
  • Brock Pierce reinvented himself as a Bitcoin guy after being exposed in the documentary.
  • Pierce offered $50,000 bounties to unmask people calling him a pedophile on Twitter, implying he had money to have them killed.
  • Bitcoin was originally designed for and attracted pedophiles, drug addicts, and people wanting to hire hitmen.
  • Secret millionaire pedophiles bought Bitcoin to access child pornography but couldn't figure out how to use Tor browser.
  • Tim imagines a pedophile with Bitcoin unable to use Tor calling customer support for help buying child pornography.
  • People were irrationally angry at Indian customer service representatives who didn't speak English.
  • Filipinos are better at customer service than Indians because they call you by your first name, making you feel like Mickey Mouse.
  • Indian customer service reps have improved over time and used to lie about their names, which was a negative cultural trait.
Mentioned here

Brock PierceBitcoinPuerto RicoOpen SecretMark Weiss

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