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An Ex-Gay Border Patrol Sitcom Pitch and Kilts at the Border

from Bastard Radio | The Tim Dillon Show #372 · #372

4 min

Tim riffs on pitching a CBS sitcom about an ex-gay border patrol agent living next to a Mexican family, followed by a true story about seeing a border patrol officer wearing a kilt at McDonald's.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim pitches a CBS sitcom about an ex-gay Border Patrol agent married to a woman, with a Mexican family moving in next door.
  • Tim saw a Border Patrol officer at the border wearing a kilt over the rest of his uniform, which he views as theater and mockery of the agency.
  • Crowd work clips are blowing up online, but Tim says he doesn't care about the money-making potential of stand-up anymore and would quit if it stopped making sense financially.
  • Tim would make more money helping set up a show than he makes doing stand-up in small clubs, especially when touring Europe.
  • Dave Smith, Zack, Robbie Benson, and Tim brought a whole crew to Lima, Peru for shows, and Tim questions what agent would sign off on that terrible idea.
Mentioned here

Brock PierceLima PeruDave SmithRobbie BurnsonZack

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