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His Chinese Godson Gets Kicked Out of the Green Room

from Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show #339 · #339

4 min

Tim tells the long story of his godson (whose family made Tim godfather for financial reasons), bringing the toddler backstage at The Comedy Store, only for a hulking new security 'guard' to aggressively demand the baby leave over liability rules.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim's godson's family shows up at Jordan's Lobster Island Park — the father was a podcast fan who asked Tim to be godfather to his son in exchange for a college fund.
  • The godson turned out to be Asian, which Tim says changed his calculation on the generosity — he upgraded the offer because the kid is 'high-end, top of the line.'
  • Comedy Store hired ex-prison guards from San Quentin who don't know who anyone is, unlike Rogan's Club which has Navy Seals with actual authority.
  • An actor friend of Tim's came to the green room, possibly on heroin, and disappeared into the bathroom with another guy.
  • One of the hulking brutes tells Tim his two-year-old Chinese godson has to leave the green room immediately.
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