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Gwyneth Paltrow's Ski Crash Trial
from Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show #339 · #339
6 min
News
Tim breaks down the Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Terry Sanderson ski collision civil trial, mocking the daughter testifying against her father, Paltrow's Goop products, and the general absurdity of the case going to trial over $300k.
- Gwyneth Paltrow skied into a man at Deer Valley Resort, and he's now suing her over injuries he claims resulted from the collision.
- Tim compares Gwyneth's Goop store, where she sells candles that allegedly smell like her vagina, to Alex Jones' InfoWars merchandise—both peddling absurd products with pseudoscientific claims.
- Neither party deserves sympathy: Gwyneth Paltrow is wealthy and out of touch, and the plaintiff is a scumbag trying to blame her for his current problems.
- The plaintiff claims the ski accident caused him to become emotionally distant from his family, a claim that strains credulity.
- His own daughter testified against him, saying he was domineering and emotionally abusive long before the ski accident.
- The daughter revealed she had no relationship with her father for thirteen years, undermining his narrative that the collision caused family problems.
- Medical expert Dr. Gibby testified that the plaintiff's injuries couldn't plausibly have resulted from hitting Gwyneth, who weighs around fifty pounds.
- Tim calls the entire civil trial worthless and absurd—a pointless case that never should have entered the court system.
- Being impaneled for the trial would be entertaining precisely because nothing matters and the whole thing is meaningless theater.
- The trial is expected to last eight days, with Gwyneth possibly taking the stand to testify.
Gwyneth PaltrowTerry SandersongoopDeer Valley Resort