Interview · moment 25 of 29
Sponsored by the Rothschilds Bit
from Ari Shaffir | The Tim Dillon Show #323 · #323
1 min
Guest
Tim and Ari improvise a fake ad read as if the show were sponsored by the Rothschilds, joking about telling peasant listeners to pay their bills and thank their landlords.
- Tim jokes that the show is brought to you by the Rothschilds, noting he's making conspiracy-adjacent hand signals without meaning to.
- The bit: opening sponsor read would be 'pay your bills peasants,' framing rent payment as a noble obligation.
- Tim delivers mock defense of landlords: they keep neighborhoods from crumbling and have the right to decide who lives in apartments.
- The closer: people shouldn't whine about prices, just buy and consume, and thank the Rothschilds for bringing progress to the world.