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How to Dress for LA vs New York

from An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341 · #341

2 min

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They riff on the unwritten dress codes of LA (dress like a rich dumb toddler) versus New York, including a great bit about a maître d' who wouldn't seat someone for asking about the dress code.

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  • Success in entertainment requires becoming a version of yourself you don't love, having to market yourself constantly.
  • Tim hated when comedians would tease big announcements or tell stories about themselves.
  • He claims he never bragged or told personal stories in college, even about getting involved with the Russian mafia.
  • Rolling Stone discovering him forced everyone to suddenly know stories about his wild party days.
  • When Tim got into comedy, he realized he'd have to talk about his crazy stories on stage because nobody knew them.
  • His first joke was an attempt at Mitch Hedberg-style absurdism: "Papa Smurf's middle name was boner."
  • He performed that Papa Smurf joke in overalls at an alt club and it bombed completely.
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