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Is Michelle Obama 'Big Mike'? The Chef Drowning Conspiracy
from A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show #359 · #359
5 min
Tim and Giannis go deep into the 'Big Mike' conspiracy theory about Michelle Obama, whether Obama is secretly gay or bisexual, and a bit about his chef supposedly drowning to cover up an affair.
- Tim argues that if Obama were gay, it wouldn't be shocking given he smokes Newports and plays basketball.
- Obama and Michelle's relationship is based on R&B and Black love, according to the caller.
- Tim claims he's progressive for being pro-gay and pro-Big Mike, unlike Republicans who hate gay people.
- If Michelle Obama is really Michael with the alleged bounce videos, why isn't she wearing proper underwear under her dress?
- Tim questions why she'd wear old-school boxers on a day she knew she'd have to dance on Ellen if the videos are real.
- Abraham Lincoln had a close relationship with a male friend, which doesn't diminish his presidency.
- Barack Obama wrote in a letter that he makes love to men every night in his imagination.
- Tim argues the quote about making love to men daily could just be something Obama said to seem cool or get laid.
- Tim suggests Obama's White House chef drowned in the pool because an affair between them was about to be exposed.