rant · moment 18 of 19
Telecare and the Catholic Cooking Show Clip
from A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show #359 · #359
6 min
They pull up old Catholic public access TV clips including Telecare's 'Everyday Faith Live' and a cooking show host who Tim jokingly accuses of being a pedophile based on his creepy delivery about grains.
- Telecare was a Catholic Church channel that aired in Long Island, featuring religious programming and is still available on Verizon FiOS Channel 271.
- Tim plays a clip from a Catholic faith network program about "Everyday Faith Live" with a host promoting new seasonal programming.
- The Catholic Church is the second-biggest land owner in Washington DC, which Tim notes is legitimately impressive.
- Bill Donohue from the Catholic League had to defend torture as acceptable during the Iraq War, arguing enhanced interrogation aligned with Catholic doctrine.
- Long Island Catholic housewives watched news reports of detainees tortured in pyramids and waterboarded while church figures claimed God was okay with it.
- Tim argues the church is not defined by its crimes—the church is the people, and the church is God.
- The Catholic Faith Network now has a cooking show featuring preachers preparing real food for God.
- A priest on the cooking show discusses preparing quick healthy meals using grains like barley and pH, prompting Tim to joke about his suspicious interest in young things.
- Tim's mother made beef barley soup from scratch, but he was fooled into thinking barley was a pasta and refused to eat it once he learned it was a grain.
- The priest demonstrates how to prepare asparagus, repeatedly saying odd things about it being a good food choice while Tim notes the episode has been banned from platforms.
- Tim observes the Catholic cooking show segment has already been banned from YouTube, cutting off mid-episode.
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