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Tiny Desk 9/11 Concert Bit

from 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation | The Tim Dillon Show #512 · #512

2 min

The bit continues as a fake concert, with the 'band' finishing the song, Tim thanking them in-character, and segueing into an announcement about healing through music and the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim opens a 9/11 tribute song dedicated to first responders and those who lost someone.
  • Tim connects the bit to 9/11, saying people "deserve to get your eaten" while watching towers fall again.
  • He calls it "a beautiful time to be an American" and warns anyone offended needs to perform sex acts.
  • Tim reveals his friend's father was vaporized on 9/11, then asks "What are you going to do?"
  • He starts chanting numerical variations of 9/11 — "I'm 11, 91, 11, 91, 91" — with groaning.
  • Tim thanks the band and claims musicians will save the world at this tiny desk concert.
  • He closes with "God bless you and God bless the United States of America" in sincere-sounding voice.

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