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Cold Open: The 9/11 Song

from 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation | The Tim Dillon Show #512 · #512

3 min

A graphic, deliberately offensive musical parody song about 9/11 plays, filled with shock humor about the Twin Towers, the Pentagon, and Building 7, performed like a lounge act.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim performs a shock-comedy song set to music with 9/11 as the repeated hook and punchline throughout.
  • Song escalates to explicit sexual imagery involving the Twin Towers, framed as a parody of dirty talk.
  • Building Seven conspiracy angle introduced — Tim sings about giving it sexual acts while claiming it wasn't hit by a plane.
  • Tim addresses the audience asking them to put hands up if 9/11 makes them want to fall, then pivots to Pentagon conspiracy material.
  • Pentagon hole described as tight and mysterious, questioning whether a plane or missile entered it as the song closes out.

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