rant · moment 7 of 16
Stevewilldoit's Wild Future and Uvalde Metacard Joke
from #303 - Meeting In The Woods | The Tim Dillon Show · #303
4 min
Tim praises Stevewilldoit as a chaotic national figure destined for a dramatic downfall, imagining him fleeing to a lawless fiefdom, before a dark joke about him giving a Nelk metacard to the one Uvalde cop who went into the school.
- Steve Will Do It is a member of Nelk Boys, gambler, drinker, and national figure who gives kids with cancer Ethereum and homeless people booze.
- Tim predicts Steve will eventually die in a high-profile accident—car crash, helicopter, or possibly in a third-world villa like Colonel Kurtz.
- At this point, what's left for Steve to do in America except flee the country and establish a third-world fiefdom as some god-like savior?
- Every cult documentary you've ever seen, plus Bitcoin—that's what Steve's future looks like.
- When Steve's wild life inevitably ends, it will be phenomenally, viscerally bad—possibly causing an actual war.
- Steve gives AR-15s to lonely men who need them; he's exactly the guy America needs.
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