The Kardashian Empire: Kris Jenner's Master Plan and Kim for Governor

• 1:21:24Kim Kardashian is a businesswoman and savvy operator, but in an alternate timeline she'd just be a rich wife in Glendale.
• 1:22:18The Hiltons tried to build the same kind of empire—Paris, Nicole Richie—but nobody got close to what the Kardashians achieved.
• 1:22:49Kris Jenner is the glue holding the family together and keeping everyone in check.
• 1:24:11The Kim Kardashian sex tape was bad even by the standards of its era—barely visible and not impressive quality.
• 1:24:53Kris Jenner watched her friend Nicole Brown Simpson get murdered, which may have driven her to build an empire where women didn't have to rely on men.
• 1:26:05Before releasing Kim's sex tape, Kris Jenner might have calculated that within twenty years, they'd all be billionaires.
• 1:27:15The Kardashians have actually done more for people on a material level than most celebrities who release footage online and get nothing.
• 1:28:11Tim believes Kim Kardashian could be governor of California and would be better than Gavin Newsom.
• 1:28:37People need bling, appletinis, tuna tartare with wontons, and white parties—and Kim understands this about the human condition.
• 1:29:52Caitlyn Jenner's gubernatorial run is a totally unserious attempt, while Kim is watching and considering doing it for real.
• 1:30:05Kim studied law and shows signs of genuine interest in politics, suggesting she wants to expand from celebrity into actual power.
• 1:30:42Kim's message that women need to go out and work resonates with people, despite critics calling it insensitive.
• 1:31:17The Kardashians reconnected with Shorty, a homeless man they knew from season one, giving him an apartment after thirteen years on the street.
• 1:32:24Khloe was repeatedly tweeted at by fans asking if Shorty was still alive, so she tracked him down through producers.
• 1:34:23Fans sent Khloe pictures of Shorty on the street, asking if he was doing well and wanting to help him.
• 1:35:08After thirteen years on the street, Shorty will likely use his new apartment to do heroin safely with a roof over his head.
• 1:36:49The Kardashians' new show on Hulu is elevated compared to their E! series because they're billionaires and it shows in production value.
• 1:37:10The Kardashians represent the most powerful force in Los Angeles and possibly the entire country.
• 1:37:32Tim bought a cheap Wrangler and quit smoking over it.
• 1:39:17The Kardashians intelligently utilized every tool available to them in ways others wouldn't have thought to.
• 1:39:47Australian billionaire Gina Rinehart, the richest woman in the world from mining, makes more money than the Kardashians and could buy and sell them.
• 1:40:15The Kardashians should expand into mining and natural resource domination as their next business venture.
• 1:40:57The Kardashians' audience includes environmentalists interested in renewable energy despite their broader mainstream appeal.
• 1:41:35Tim used to think he should mock the Kardashians because that's a comedian's job, but now wants to ride to the moon with them on a nuke.
• 1:41:57Rich people don't care about stand-up comedy at all; they just dismiss comedians entirely.
• 1:43:16The Kardashians are always conscious of their brand image, making it hard to imagine what an honest lunch with them would be like.
• 1:44:14Tim wrote a viral Facebook post comparing the Kardashian and Hilton dynasties as competing power families in America.
• 1:46:18The Kardashians are the first family of America—they never go nuts on planes, have diversity in the family, and represent perfect new money connected to hip-hop, sports, and fashion.

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