rant · moment 20 of 20
Sending Your Kids to Beg for Food at Chain Restaurants
from #299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show · #299
5 min
Tim closes with an extended bit encouraging listeners to send their children to cry and beg for leftover food at places like Olive Garden, Applebee's, and Sonic as a solution to the food shortage, tying it back to American ingenuity before teasing next week's budget vacation special.
- Tim believes America will get through economic difficulty by having children beg for food at chain restaurants.
- Sending kids to cry at Sonic or Steak and Shake to ask for free meals because the family has no money.
- Children going into Krispy Kreme asking for handouts might get an entire dozen donuts.
- Tim notes that despite food seeming plentiful, many families struggle to feed themselves.
- Before donating to food charities, Tim wants to tell struggling people to try sending cute kids into restaurants first.
- Warning not to send Taki into Chili's because they'll call the cops.