rant · moment 13 of 22
Crims, Sona the Driver, and the Prison Colony Resort
from #297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show · #297
4 min
Tim describes bribing a local unlicensed driver named Sona, riffs on Australia's convict heritage making everyone untrustworthy "crims," and calls the luxury resort a gilded cage that surveils guests.
- Nature is fake when you barely see it, and Australian resorts are full of miserable exiles interrogating you about your flight plans.
- A resort worker confronted Tim like a mother asking where he'd been, but he was just on vacation.
- Australians call criminals "crims," and the entire continent is descended from horse thieves and pig farmers who can't be trusted with freedom.
- The resort functions as a gilded prison cage where staff constantly pry into guests' business and activities.
- Tim left a business card advertising his top-ten podcast, but the resort has horrible Wi-Fi.
- When paying $15,000 for three days, the resort staff monitors everything.
- The servers working the resort are likely criminals themselves, visible in their eyes, but not clever enough to pull off real heists.
- A tour guide lectured Tim about Aboriginal treatment and racial demographics while showing him a recreation center.
- Tim walked off the tour because the guide was discussing genocide at 8 a.m. instead of showing him wildlife like pelicans.