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Daintree Ice Cream Sustainability Complaints

from #296 - Selling Moresby | The Tim Dillon Show · #296

2 min

Tim mocks rainforest developers being vilified, claims the rainforest is actually growing, and criticizes the Daintree Creamery for focusing on sustainability instead of wild new flavors like a Cadbury Creme Egg 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' pint.

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  • Developers and logging companies vilifying themselves by putting luxury condos and hotels in the rainforest are actually creating jobs and using only a few acres.
  • Tim notices Daintree Ice Cream's website immediately asks about sustainable practices, which people get upset about.
  • These broke ice cream makers don't know how to franchise globally because they won't stop babbling about sustainability.
  • Instead of fussy flavors like wattleseed, they should make ice cream with real Brazilian coffee, cocaine, or Australian Marmite.
  • Tim pitches a pint with a big Cadbury Cream Egg in the middle called Journey to the Center of the Earth, where you gnaw at it.
  • He understands they're into sustainability but worries they're losing something—the narrative, or the thread—he's not sure which.
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