rant · moment 5 of 19
Resort Rules and the Swimming Hole at Mossman Gorge
from #296 - Selling Moresby | The Tim Dillon Show · #296
2 min
Tim insists the snakes and wildlife at the resort must 'work for the resort,' jokes about wanting an Island of Dr. Moreau setup with shock collars, and declares pride in Western civilization over ancient wisdom.
- Tim demands a resort experience with fluffy scrambled eggs, refusing to hike or exert himself for views
- Plans to visit the Mossman Gorge swimming hole, sit, smoke cigarettes, and watch wildlife
- Fantasizes about an Island of Doctor Moreau setup with electric collars to control animals getting too close
- Tim declares this a western show and expresses pride in cities, dating apps, Starbucks, and hollow consumerism
- If rainforests really mattered, something profitable would already be happening there instead of developers being vilified
Mossman GorgeIsland of Dr. MoreauSam Tripoli