rant · moment 4 of 19
Koalas Are Bad Performers, Kangaroos Are Good Performers
from #296 - Selling Moresby | The Tim Dillon Show · #296
2 min
Tim argues koalas are boring, ungrateful, untalented animals compared to kangaroos which 'do things,' and complains that seeing a sleeping koala isn't worth the money.
- Tim contrasts paying to see a sleeping koala with how an audience would react if he slept on stage for an hour.
- People help koalas by moving them off roads, but the animals repay them by making disgusting sounds and being vicious and ungrateful.
- The kangaroo actually performs—it punches people and hops—whereas the koala does nothing but get scratched and scratches back.
- Tim could have uploaded a photo of the koala instead of driving there and paying fifty dollars to see the same image.
- Animals at the resort should be working for their keep.
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