rant · moment 19 of 19
Humanity's Dominance Over Nature Closing Speech
from #296 - Selling Moresby | The Tim Dillon Show · #296
8 min
Tim delivers an extended riff declaring humanity has conquered nature through cities, gambling, Elon Musk, and civilization's chaos, urging Ben to fear people and boredom rather than animals, and closes by suggesting Putin should launch a nuclear war to remind the world humanity is 'the boss.'
- Tim compares human dominance to animal threat, claiming white Americans are deadlier than any creature.
- Humanity's achievements include nuclear weapons, Amy Schumer, Ukrainian flags in Texas, and secret societies.
- Tim lists human atrocities—gangs, corruption, pedophile priests, private prisons, organ harvesting—as proof of human superiority.
- Every natural thing in the rainforest would look better with Four Seasons Resorts and amusement parks.
- Nature has done nothing for 180 million years; nothing is more boring than unmodified life.
- Tim advocates approaching nature with the confidence of a white man abroad, not respect.
- Animals can only hurt you in your mind; real threats are people and boredom.
- Vladimir Putin should launch a nuclear strike to remind the world that humanity still dominates the planet.
- Statistically, you're more likely to be killed by anything other than a shark or blue ringed octopus.
- High-end resorts represent humanity's success at colonizing nature and selling it back to us.
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