rant · moment 15 of 19
Padre Island vs. Port Moresby, and Cheating in Delaware
from #296 - Selling Moresby | The Tim Dillon Show · #296
3 min
Tim compares the CGI-looking Hilton Port Moresby favorably to motels on Padre Island, then riffs on Delaware beach towns being a good place to cheat on your wife with a college girl, before briefly mentioning his podcast with Alec Baldwin's reception.
- Port Moresby sounds lovely based on hotel photos, but you can't leave and they arrange taxis to take you to your murder.
- Tim argues for being realistic about vacations since no one actually goes to Anguilla—you have to accept certain things in Port Moresby.
- Tim claims he'd take his family to Port Moresby over Padre Island, where motels line the beach.
- Delaware is nice because it has beaches, college kids, and you can cheat on your wife while she feeds your fat kids clams.
- You could give a college girl a thousand dollars to sleep with you in Delaware.
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