rant · moment 7 of 19
Domesticated Animals Would Rather Have Jobs and Houses
from #296 - Selling Moresby | The Tim Dillon Show · #296
2 min
Tim argues domesticated pets are happier than wild ones and jokes that a gorilla would rather work at State Farm and own a house than live in the wilderness, then recalls being scolded on a safari for praising the rhino horn trade as good business.
- Most animals are happy being domesticated, not wild; many would take jobs if they could.
- If a gorilla could work at State Farm, own a house, and have a wife, he wouldn't want to be in the wilderness.
- Tim was treated coldly on a recent safari when he made a comment about rhino horns being a good business.
- The rhino horn trade is a phenomenal business opportunity at $75,000 per horn, setting aside morality.
- Tim compares rhino horns to fentanyl: both are great businesses objectively, even if you shouldn't do them.
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