rant · moment 5 of 26
The Trough and the Cleaning Crew from Gitmo
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
2 min
Tim escalates the pitch to installing a literal trough for the women to eat from, riffs on them cheating with frat guys before their weddings, and jokes the cleanup crew will resemble Guantanamo torture cleaners.
- Tim describes his wealth and minor fame as making certain things easier for him compared to regular people trying to book his property.
- Tim notes there are many deer on the property and worries about what drunk guests might want to do with them.
- Tim imagines having to clean up after a drunk father kidnapped from Austin at 3 a.m. destroys a piñata on the property.
- Ben suggests installing a shuffleboard like on cruise ships since the guests won't move much.
- Installing a chocolate fountain specifically for the manatees becomes the joke endpoint.