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The Trough and the Cleaning Crew from Gitmo

from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295

2 min

Tim escalates the pitch to installing a literal trough for the women to eat from, riffs on them cheating with frat guys before their weddings, and jokes the cleanup crew will resemble Guantanamo torture cleaners.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim describes his wealth and minor fame as making certain things easier for him compared to regular people trying to book his property.
  • Tim notes there are many deer on the property and worries about what drunk guests might want to do with them.
  • Tim imagines having to clean up after a drunk father kidnapped from Austin at 3 a.m. destroys a piñata on the property.
  • Ben suggests installing a shuffleboard like on cruise ships since the guests won't move much.
  • Installing a chocolate fountain specifically for the manatees becomes the joke endpoint.
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Guantanamo Bay

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