rant · moment 4 of 26
Consulting the Fat Assistant on Pig Amenities
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
3 min
Since he's banned from Airbnb, Tim plans to list the property under his assistant's name and have her consult on what "pig women" want: carnival games, tic-tac-toe, and food storage since none of them cook.
- Tim asks what modern pigs want, decides to hire his fat assistant as a consultant on their amenities.
- Suggests adding carnival games and tic-tac-toe to the backyard because pigs have limited mental capacity but would enjoy simple games.
- Games that fat women could excel at, since the kitchen is too small for extensive cooking.
- Tim proposes installing a trough with knee pads so pig women can eat directly from it on their knees.
- This is their last weekend before marriage changes them completely—they'll get on Pelotons and read books.
- The bride's fat friends will want to meet freshmen from UT to sleep with them before the wedding.
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