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The Pig Airbnb Concept is Born
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
4 min
Tim decides the solution to his unwanted Austin house is to turn it into an Airbnb targeted at fat, drunk bachelorette party women visiting the Texas Hill Country wineries, complete with a pool, hot tub, and "eat" signs.
- Tim announces plans to open an Airbnb for pigs — women visiting Austin who want to get drunk and eat pulled pork in his backyard.
- The property will feature a barrel hot tub, live-laugh-love signs, and a kitchen sign that just says "eat."
- The target demographic is bachelorette parties from nearby Texas Hill Country wineries, looking for their last week of freedom before marriage.
- Freedom to these women means brisket nachos and queso, not entrepreneurship or independence.
- Tim proposes a dunk tank where drunk guests can fall into the pool after hitting a target.
- Austin attracts disgusting humanoids who blow coke, listen to heroin addicts play guitar, so providing them a peaceful retreat on two acres makes sense.
- The property has three bedrooms, three baths, a main house, a guest house, two acres, and a pool — all ready for piglets to drink hard cider in.
- Tim reveals he's been kicked off Airbnb before, so he'll register the place under his fat assistant's name instead, since she understands what these women want.