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Why Fat Men Aren't the Bachelor Party Market

from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295

3 min

Tim explains why he isn't marketing the Airbnb to fat men, telling a story about a friend's uncle who slept through an entire strip club visit at his own bachelor party, and comparing modest bachelor parties to elaborate bachelorette trips.

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  • Fat men at strip clubs: Tim recounts a bachelor party story where a large drunk guest fell asleep in the limo before even arriving and slept through the entire two-hour outing.
  • Fat men simply aren't the bachelor party market because they don't try to make a thing of it.
  • Tim attended a comic friend's bachelor party in Atlantic City that consisted of losing money gambling and eating at a buffet.
  • The service should be marketed to women who want a fun weekend in the Texas Hill Country at an affordable price.
  • Women get donuts, cheap wine that tastes like balsamic vinegar, and can hope their lives are different by the end of the weekend.
  • An urgent care clinic is located a few blocks away in case injuries occur, since people will get too excited on the pool deck.
  • Most of these women are heavily insulated and padded, which actually works in their favor accident-wise.
  • Operating an Airbnb bachelor party rental under a company name is easy with no questions asked from the platform.
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