rant · moment 13 of 26
Frozen Sweat at Chili's and the Choco Taco Fridge
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
3 min
Tim paints a picture of the target demographic's daily life -- office drudgery, Harry Styles fantasies, and a promised weekend binge -- and pitches stocking the Airbnb fridge with Choco Tacos and Good Humor treats.
- Tim describes the experience of being a woman getting her sweat frozen at Chili's by an aggressive air conditioner while drinking margaritas.
- Medical billing data entry workers dream of celebrities like Harry Styles climbing through their windows while they process angiogram debts.
- Tim pitches his pig fest in Texas Hill Country as the weekend escape where women throw calorie-counting out the window.
- When appetizer plates arrive with stewed red onions and shrimp tacos with chipotle crema, guests celebrate thinking they're being healthy.
- Tim's pig fest solution: an entire fridge full of Choco Tacos and Good Humor bars from childhood to facilitate binge eating.
- Tim concludes he can't live in this swamp hell and sees the endless ice cream fridge as the only viable approach.
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