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Second Weddings and the Coke-Doing Pregnant Bride

from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295

2 min

Tim imagines a 34-year-old bride marrying a rich 70-year-old for the second time, then tells a personal story about doing cocaine with a pregnant woman named Michelle, and later at 13 with a pregnant neighbor named Shay.

In this bit6 moments
  • Second weddings feature 34-year-old women with juvie-bound kids marrying wealthy 70-year-olds with $300,000 to their name.
  • Tim invites people to his home to smoke weed and get high enough to dream they're dead.
  • Friends reunite at his house by drinking and recalling times they molested each other.
  • Pregnant brides will do coke at nine months because the baby is already formed.
  • At age 13, Tim did coke with his friend Shay in Oceanside, Long Island, who was nine months pregnant.
  • Tim wants nine-month pregnant women willing to do cocaine as his ideal Airbnb renters.

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