rant · moment 5 of 26
Failing to Buy Plus-Size Clothes at Harrods and Dior
from #294 - One Hyde Park | The Tim Dillon Show · #294
2 min
Tim tells the story of trying to find 3X clothing in London, a disorienting Dior fitting room experience, and why their agent loves Harrods for its food courts despite being plus-size.
- Tim went to Christian Dior asking if they had a 3XL, and was told they did.
- The 3XL in the dressing room felt like an ayahuasca trip—shapes were changing, he couldn't get his bearings, his hands looked bigger and smaller.
- He emerged without wearing it and made up an excuse about wanting brown instead of navy blue, then ran out of the store.
- Their agent likes Harrods despite being plus-size, which Tim attributes to the three food courts selling rib eyes and sticky toffee pudding.
- Tim notes he's had enough—he's been watching the Masters for ten hours at Harrods.