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Accents, Uncircumcised Penises, and SSRIs Killing Libido
from #294 - One Hyde Park | The Tim Dillon Show · #294
3 min
A wandering riff on which accents are attractive (Irish on men, Latin generally), uncircumcised penis sensitivity, and people going off SSRIs to be able to orgasm again.
- Latin accent is universally attractive to straight guys, according to Tim.
- Tim describes Latin women as silver-tongued sirens who tempt men into taking off their wedding rings.
- Discussion of whether a Long Island Jewish accent on a woman is attractive.
- Irish accent on a man is very attractive, but on a woman it's less so.
- Uncircumcised penises are fine and not a huge adjustment to deal with.
- Uncircumcised men supposedly have more nerve endings and come quicker, making them worse in bed.
- Tim notes that most people he has sex with are on medication, so nobody's coming immediately anyway.
- Everyone under 25 is on some kind of pill, and Tim considers getting on something to delay his own orgasm.
- SSRIs make people happier during the day but unable to come, and some men go off their medication to masturbate more, ending up in mental hospitals.